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[personal profile] nonmagicuser 2025-03-11 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ i personally would have slam dunked you

ANYWAY, the nice thing about keeping the armor on is it makes it incredibly more difficult to squeeze the tiddy in public. but the emotion share blip sure gives off the chaotic ehe about the idea to offset viktors... whatever he's maybe feeling. ]


I suppose not all of us could run around forgetting what pants were last week.
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[personal profile] nonmagicuser 2025-03-11 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
I, for one, certainly didn't miss going through growing pains again.

[ hawke just got to investigate her pants instead. wowee!

his statement gets a bemused snort out of hawke though and he wanders to the nearest shelf to pluck a random book out ]


Come now, I don't look that much like a raging barbarian, do I?
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[personal profile] nonmagicuser 2025-03-11 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
The bawking dead: A modern guide to raising poultry.

[ the fact he just had this title at the ready. ]

You never know when you'll find yourself up against spiteful chickens.
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[personal profile] nonmagicuser 2025-03-13 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ chortles slightly ]

Noticed that, did you? It was in the holiday library a few weeks ago. With all the skeleton chickens wandering around, you could say I was a bit inspired.
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[personal profile] nonmagicuser 2025-03-14 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ dryly ]

I'd have better luck getting them to attack than having undead eggs.